THE BRO CODE

Ladies and gentlemen (especially wimenz) gather here. You at some point have heard of the infamous bro code. You baby girl probably only know one amd that is bros before hoes. Yes that is there but the code is far deeper, stronger and  embedded in our  DNA amd RNA. Why did I just say especially galdems? It is because ya'll manyoks to one another. Akianani kama kuna mahali hakunanga code ni hapo kwa two shawries calling each other babe, boo and other shenanigans. Now, grab a seat and listen. I will give you a sneak peek into our world. Legoooooo

BROS BEFORE HOES

Dear women, when we use this phrase, it means you put yo nigga in a position he has to pick between you who he just met or his childhood nigga friend. In such a case, my nigga will always come first. Lemme tell you sum'n, if you hit on yo guys friend, they will talk about it and set yo dumb ass up. However, that line does not apply everywhere. If you and yo nigga have a serious thing going on, you will become an instant priority and bros before hoes does not apply since you aint a hoe. Hapo tumeelewana?

WE DO NOT DISCUSS OUR BABES WHEN WE MEET

Unlike the daughters of Eve, when we meet, we barely talk about our love life. What usually happens is that there is a mandatory roast session. This one you never know when it is your day but it will never be consecutive. Another thing we talk a lot about is sports, engines, motoring events and Abel Mutua. Remember I said barely? What we ask about is how is mamaaz and that is it. Haitawai pita apo. We will never talk about bedroom affairs when we meet. Hell we would never talk about mamaaz at all. Case closed

WE DO  NOT ENCOURAGE INFIDELITY

Baby girl najua apo umesema uongo and you are allowed. That is the truth. Lemme tell you something, if you make our homeboy happy, automatically tunakuwa side yako. In the event that he wants to cheat, we actually have a convo about it. We tel homeboy to grow a brain and see yo fine ass self. If he decides to cheat, we will not tell you about it that is for a fact but apo itatake alot to reconcile with the gang.

MISCELLANOUS CODES

Hapa mamaaz kaa rada juu siexplain sana izi ni self explanatory. Numero uno: A bros sister is off limits. Huyo hatukatii or even flirt with. Two; If bro has not settled down, yule ameletwa ndiye tunasifu. Three; Hii nayo ni obvious, no snitching. Four; Kuna ule manzi huchill na sisi lakini hakuna mtu humkatia. Wacha kuuliza boiz wako Mercy ni nani. Five;Hii nayo inafaa mskize na mskize vizuri THERE ARE THREE LINES WE DO NOT CROSS. FAMILY, FINANCIAL STATUS AND GOD. Ata kuende aje, hapo huwa haturoast. Lakini nyinyi wimenz inakuwanga no holds barred

That is enough for today, wacha nivutie Kush nimroast. 

Yours truly...................